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A perfume which was ‘inspired’ by Russian President Vladimir Putin has gone on sale in Moscow’s luxury GUM department store, for £60 a bottle. Hopefully the idea will trend. Please God other world leaders will be ‘inspired’ to bring out their own perfume ranges: ‘Insincerity’ by David Cameron, ‘Tears for Fears’ by Barak Obama, ‘Repulsion’ by Kim Jong-Un, ‘Sauerkraut’ by Angela Merkel, ‘Anorak’ by Jeremy Corbyn and ‘Cheeseburger’ by Boris Johnson. Ah the smell of it!


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