Now listen up peeps, thanks to ejaculations reaching their designated targets, Earth’s population has almost reached 7.5 billion, with one birth every 8-seconds! Thanks to our voracious appetites and the planet’s unpredictable weather patterns (floods, tornadoes), Governments and government scientists fear future food shortages. Is it any wonder a few clever sods intend buggering off to the Red Planet? Should the West ever suffer famines, lean people will be the first to die, while those of us carrying blubber are expected to last a lot longer. Don’t get fit, get fat!