Just got a letter from the Guinness Book of World Records people! It has been confirmed I ‘am’ the World’s Strongest Man…nequin! Now if that isn’t enough of an accolade, according to the London Sperm Bank, Harley Street, my jizm is confirmed as ‘the’ go to sperm for single women and couples in the Greater London area who wish to procreate! So it’s true what they say: ‘Look after the pennies and the pounds will look after themselves’. So keep making those small deposits, and yes, one day in the not too distant future, your essence could be hailed as ‘culturally superior jizm’ too! Needless to say, I’m proper chuffed!