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Breaking news! Several famous 1, 2 and 3 Michelin Star restaurateurs situated across parts of the South Coast Of England (West Sussex & Hampshire) had to be restrained by police officers, after news got out that tens of thousands of dead jellyfish and starfish washed up on the beaches. Well, when you’re a famous restaurateur you can get away with serving up any old shit to patrons, and believe me, they would have done had the police not first intervened! Hey if you haven’t tried a jellyfish and cucumber salad starter, loin of jellyfish with starfish shavings and seasonal vegetables and jellyfish and custard, well you don’t know what you’ve missed. Those three dishes are to die for, and you probably would! Beef Wellington? Oh you’re so plebeian!


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