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It’s official…apparentlydogs are suffering from depression, and all thanks to the wet winters, as opposed to dry, cold winters. Owners have cut down on daily walks, causing dogs to become bored with their sedentary lifestyles. Incidences of dogs phoning the Samaritans helpline have increased 5-fold! Some animals are refusing to eat, while others are pulling out their fur! Conversely, those breeds with higher brain functions are taking up Bridge, online poker and backgammon, leading to an increase in household indebtedness. To quote Engelbert Humperdinck: “Please release me, let me go, I need to urinate and defecate in the snow. Now open the fucking door!”


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