‘ANNUS’ HORRIBILIS VERSES ‘ANUS’ HORRIBILIS!

index finger

Oh dear me, I have a funny feeling it’s going to be a horrible year for some of us! The NHS is so short of doctors, hospital trusts are currently recruiting proctologists (bum doctors) from countries where there is a surplus of those individuals specialising in rear-end maintenance! So if you require the expertise of an Ear, Nose and Throat specialist (ENT), it is likely you will see a proctologist with an elongated index finger and a wicked sense of humour. I think I’ll go private!

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