keep calm and come out of the closet

We’ve all heard talk about Daniel Craig quitting the role of England’s finest secret agent, but who might replace him? Idris Elba perhaps? Since homosexuals can now marry in church, everyone who is anyone is coming out! I really do think it is about time James Bond should be played by a gay man! Why shouldn’t the man mince across the cinema screen declaring blue is so last season? “Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you simply pleased to see me?” As far as stunts are concerned, a gay James Bond might not be so willing to perform his own stunts, just in case the actor catches a ladder in his thermal tights! But who would play Bond’s arch-enemy, Ernst Stavro Blowjob?James Bond, coming out of a closet at a cinema near you!’  


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