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Hertfordshire Police stopped a ‘classic’ mini that weaved across traffic on the treacherous M25. Imagine the officers surprise when they discovered 26 non-EU economic migrants in traditional Afghan dress inside, together with an interpreter and an official from the Guinness Book of World Record’s organisation! “I can confirm,” said the official, “the number of people squeezed inside this vehicle breaks the previous world record of 27 people to fit into a classic mini held by ‘Dani and the mini-skirts’ at the mini run in Brighton in May 2014.” One unimpressed police officer said, “What’s that awful smell?” The Afghani interpreter replied, “That’s the smell of burning passports. Now where is the nearest DHSS office? We all want to sign on!”


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