That fat and permanently constipated North Korean leader, Kim Jong-Un, or ‘Ricky’ to his friends, has warned the US of A North Korea has ‘upgraded’ its nuclear capabilities, and is ready, willing and able to launch against America as soon as someone figures out where the red, blue, green and yellow wires go on the missile guidance system! Have no fear folks, China isn’t about to let its attack dog melt its best customers. Long before Kim Jong-Un has his finger on the red button, his inscrutable parents will take away his doggy bowl! All we really have to worry about are the nuclear fanatics everywhere else!
‘We’re having a heat wave,
A tropical heat wave,
The temperature’s rising,
It isn’t surprising…We’re all fucked!’