DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME ON THE 26TH & 27TH OF APRIL!

Henry VC

Junior doctors will stage the first full walkout in NHS history next month, and that will include those working in ‘A & E’, so just make sure you don’t engage in deviant sexual acts involving domestic appliances, for should you cause a vacuum to form around the device/bottle and your anus, you may well find yourself with nowhere to go and nowhere to sit!

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