Forget what I’ve previously theorised about the utter impossibility of time travel. Conclusive proof has just been revealed that proves time travel is indeed possible! Archaeologists have discovered the partial remains of a female thought to have died over 1,500-years-ago and nearly 10,000 feet high in Mongolia’s Altai Mountains. On its feet is a pair of trainers with the iconic three-stripe logo of the German sportswear brand Adidas. Could this be a hoax, obviously not! The fact, the remains of the bitch were discovered on April 1st should not be taken into consideration! I’m only surprised she wasn’t wearing Ray-Bans and a Chicago Red Sox baseball cap!