THE CHOICE IS SIMPLE…’F**K’ OR FART!

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Last night I was making love to girlfriend Julia, when, following a bout of trapped wind, I suddenly paused my love-making in order to release a long-awaited bottom burp. Julia slapped me across my face before pushing me off of her! Her objection wasn’t the fact that I’d stopped making love to her in order to fart. What Julia did however object to, was the unbridled ‘joy’ written across my face, which apparently, she hadn’t seen before!

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