Famous actor Tom Conti has been ridiculed on social media for ranting against the noise of leaf blowers after complaining they are ruining the peace and tranquillity of life in his £15 million home in Hampstead, north-west London. From my experience, a leaf blower is no loader than the average sex toy! Furthermore, if the actor/thespian is so incensed at the noise, why doesn’t he install double-glazing? Seriously folks, I’ve never understood the point of leaf blowers? Blowing leaves from one part of a garden to another part is surely akin to masturbating, only to stop just before one cums?