Newlyweds, John and Rachel Harmony, moved into an old house they had bought on the edge of the New Forest, only to discover a rotting corpse in a concealed basement during renovations. Their first phone call was to the police. Me? I would have contacted the estate agent I’d bought the house through in order to demand a substantial refund on the purchase price. After all, a house with a ‘sitting tenant’ in it will always sell below the market value! Anyway, let’s home John and Rachel live up to their surname?