GREAT BRITISH…SPERM!

jiffy bag

Great Briton, Simon Watson, 41, from Luton, Bedfordshire, claims to have donated sperm for 16-years, fathering more than 800 children. By-passing the ‘middleman’, Simon sells jizm via social media and other websites for £50:00 a ‘pot’. I can only presume the ‘gentleman wanker’ uses climate-controlled, plastic-coated jiffy bags to prevent his essence from going bad? Boy, he must be famous at his local post office. Why Simon must have a whole sack just for himself! So who says one man ‘can’t’ make a difference? Simon Watson is doing his level best to put the ‘Great’ back in Britain! I wonder if Simon offers a free turkey baster with every order? Entrepreneurs really are the backbone of this country!

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