I can’t believe the three-month romance between fat actor Tom Hiddleston and fat singer Taylor Swift has come to an end! I for one don’t think it was a publicity stunt, but then again, what do I know about romance? My last encounter ended with a penicillin shot! But what on earth are the celebs going to do about the joint life-assurance policies and pensions? Which celeb is going to get the golden ticket for 6-months free colonic irrigation treatment, after all, a celebrity colon in showroom condition is not to be sniffed at!