ORGASMS ARE JUST LIKE BUSES…

…’You wait an inordinate amount of time for one to come along, only for three to come along one after the other!’

Having met up with ex-girlfriend Janice over a cup of coffee the other day, I was forced to listen to her gush about her love life. Apparently, new boyfriend John is an ‘amazing’ lover. He gave Janice three orgasms in quick succession! “David,” she said,” how come you didn’t do that for me?”  I replied, “My dear, dear Janice, in times of economic austerity, I didn’t feel it was right to spoil you!”

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