For many years, I understood ‘Super-G’ stood for Super giant slalom (skiing). It now appears to stand for Super Gonorrhoea, the anti-biotic resistant, sexually transmitted infection doing the rounds of places like Ibiza and Ayia Napa, where hard drives are thrust into software. You know, one can wear a condom and still be called a hedonist, don’t you? Incidentally, the largest single order of prophylactics (Durex) was placed by the British Army. Squaddies slid prophylactics over rifle barrels to prevent their weapons getting wet.