MORE ON ONLINE PORN!

Food Pornography Poster

Food Pornography Poster (Photo credit: exoskeletoncabaret)

According to The Cambridge University research, compulsive users of porn show the same signs of addiction in their brain as those hooked on booze or drugs. Boy, like we needed expensive research to discover that nugget of information!! Not exactly a pioneering study as has been suggested. The brains of young men who are obsessed by online pornography ‘lit up like Christmas trees’ upon being shown erotic images. Yes, well, so would mine, and I’m no boy, nor am I addicted to online porn. My Internet contract only allows me 10GB download a month, though I’m thinking of upgrading.

ANYONE FOR A KIDNEY?

English: Structure of the kidney

English: Structure of the kidney (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

A study by Cambridge University researchers and the NHS Blood and Transplant Authority published in the British Journal of Anaesthesia reveals that Cardiff has the highest number of people who donate their kidneys after they die, and Glasgow has the lowest donation rate. Bearing in mind both cities have the highest number of late night opening fatty fast food outlets in the UK, the question you must ask yourself is, how desperate are you to have a kidney? Respect to Glasgow citizens!

WHAT’S GOING ON IN THE HEAD OF A TEENAGER?

Seal of Cambridge University Caption : SEAL OF...

Seal of Cambridge University Caption : SEAL OF CAMBRIDGE UNIVERSITY. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Scientists at Cambridge University have begun a £5.4 million one year study to understand the workings of the teenage brain. CHRIST ALL BLOODY MIGHTY, I can save them time and money! What’s going on in a teenager’s brain…NOTHING, SEX, ANARCHY, HONESTY verses DISHONESTY, COPYING their PEERS, SELF-EXPRESSION through music, art, fashion, drugs, and HOW TO GET AHEAD WITHOUT PUTTING IN A DAYS WORK! Now that I’ve freed up the scientists, they can get back to more important research, for example, why do cornflakes go soggy when covered in milk?