REAL LIGHTSABERS!

a blue lightsaber

a blue lightsaber (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Scientists have accidentally discovered a completely new form of matter that works in the same way as the lightsabers used  in Star Wars. A team of physicists were messing around with photons when they managed to get the particles to stick together and form a molecule. The molecule behaves they claim just like a  lightsaber by moving the light particles around in a solid mass and is unlike  any matter seen before. Yes yes, but can they cut down your enemies or get you a seat on a bus?

LAW CHANGE COULD LEAD TO JEDI WEDDINGS!

List of Star Wars air, aquatic, and ground veh...

List of Star Wars air, aquatic, and ground vehicles (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Jedi, Druid and Pagan weddings could be made legal across Britain under proposals from MPs. A group of MPs want to amend the same-sex marriage bill to allow humanist weddings for couples. But Tories say that such a change would ‘dilute’ marriage by allowing other sects, such as Jedis to claim the same powers. I say HOORAH! What the f**k does it matter who marries who? The divorce rate for NORMAL heterosexual couples now stands at 50% anyway. Two Jedis marrying under a guard of honour, all wielding light sabers…FAB!

TERROR AND YOUR TEMPLE!

English: Danny Shine - Regular at Speaker's Corner

English: Danny Shine – Regular at Speaker’s Corner (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

image dark forces II jedi knight

image dark forces II jedi knight (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

One often hears about Western Mosques being used to radicalise young Muslim men and women leading individuals to plan and execute acts of terror. Now I don’t care whether you claim to be Muslim, Christian, Jewish, Hindu or even a Jedi Knight. If it is proved CONCLUSIVELY that your Temple has been used to radicalise a Faith follower, then said Temple must be PUBLICALLY BULLDOZED. Let the message go out that a Temple must only be used as a place of true worship and contemplation. You wish to radicalise the young, then have the guts to try it on Sunday morning at Speaker’s Corner. Enough said!