On the rare occasions I attend my local doctor’s surgery I’m usually kept waiting approximately twenty minutes for my appointment. How do I occupy myself? Do I watch the TV, read a newspaper or read notices posted about the place relating to such things as flu jabs, smoking and VD? No! Being a bastard, I study the faces of the other patients waiting to been seen and wonder what it is they’re suffering from and if they’re contagious. I’d like to think you do the same?