Gambling capital of the world, Las Vegas, is experiencing unusually high temperatures-46C (115F), causing chips to melt and roulette wheels to warp. A biased wheel should never be ignored. This is the time to gamble! Bet your shirt, but always wear two, in case you lose one at the tables!
Every few months I venture into the West End of London in order to have a little gamble in my favourite casino. I get there very early in the morning and play roulette for approximately two hours, and usually win enough to keep the wolf from the door for another few months. However, the down side of me winning is that I end up at the Selfridge department store’s food hall. After I have spent an inordinate amount of time ogling bespoke pastries like a dirty old man ogles pornographic pictures of naked women, I carefully select between four to eight beautiful pastries which are boxed up for me. I’m sure they do my cholesterol level no good at all. In some thing I’m strong, in other matters, I’m weak…just like anybody else! I will continue to eat that which does me harm until my doctor tells me I shouldn’t. Wish me luck at the tables!!