Forget BOTOX! Scientists at the Singapore company Scéil discovered how to freeze adult skin cells so they don’t age. They can then be changed into stem cells and used later in life for rejuvenating surgery. And the price for eternal youth, £40,000! The pioneering technique will be available as a cosmetic procedure from today, although researchers hope the technology could also be used to help disfigured or injured patients.
Who will be clamouring to pay £40,000? Why the rich and famous of course, and while still in their full flush of youth! The procedure involves skin and blood samples being taken from clients and stored to make a ‘back-up’ version of their cells frozen at their current age. These are stored at minus 180C and copies are stored at three ‘banks’ in Singapore, Dubai and Switzerland to ensure there is always a back-up. When required, the sample cells are manipulated to become stem cells that can be grown into any type of body tissue.
So if you are rich and vain, or you live your life in front of the camera, go for it I say, for one day in the not too distant future your skin may be wafer thin, or shrivelled. F**k it, go for it, banished those wrinkly ass cheeks, after all, image is everything when you are a celebrity. Instead of having to hide in the shadows, why you might even be able to extend your career under the spotlight inf**kingdefinitely! Never forget though, beauty IS only skin deep. You might look like Dorian Grey on the outside, but beneath the dermis your organs will continue to age just like the rest of ours. Still, you will be the best looking corpse in the graveyard!