LORD ALAN SUGER ACCUSED OF POSTING RACIST TWEET!

Merseyside Police HQ AKA Palace of Lies (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Sugar has been investigated by police after he was accused of posting a racist tweet to his 3.2 million followers. The Apprentice star posted a picture of a crying Chinese child dressed in a watermelon costume and joked: “The kid in the middle is upset because he was told off for leaving the production line of the iPhone 5.” One Nichola Szeto, (of mixed Chinese and English heritage) from Liverpool, was offended by the reference to the Asian factories where the phones are made and put in a complaint to police. She was then contacted by Merseyside Police and went to a Liverpool station to make a statement. The force’s specialist hate crime investigation team decided that the tweet should be classed as a “hate incident”, although no crime had taken place.

Remember folks, don’t visit England, for here there is no freedom of speech! One person in the country takes offence at a comment you might make and what results is a costly police investigation! When the State must cater for the needs of a minority of one, Society has broken down! So, if you’re going to post anything online, do remember to first check with your lawyer! Disgusting, disgusting, disgusting…particularly when there is some truth to the comment! What England deserves is another f**king revolution, for until then, we are expected to work, pay our taxes, shut our mouths and die!!

Mind you, it’s even worse in China where it is claimed two million people keep an eye on its citizens’ internet use. The workers are paid by the government and private businesses to monitor the tens of millions of online posts made by Chinese users every day. Their main targets are social media and blogging sites. I guess the only place on Earth where freedom of speech exists…is a desert island with a population of one!!

 

BOA CONSTRICTOR ON THE LOOSE IN MERSEYSIDE!

Boa constrictor (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

A 5ft boa constrictor is on the loose after escaping from a house in Huyton, Liverpool. The public have been warned to look out for the pet called ‘Petzi’. Police have warned the public not to approach the snake if they spot it. Now that’s a pretty pointless warning don’t you think? Only a high-end cobbler would bother approaching Petzi, and no doubt with a stun gun to hand! Meanwhile the local community is living in fear. Petzi has a STRANGLEHOLD on that! Since the boa kills by asphyxiation, asthma sufferers have been warned to stay indoors until the snake is caught or cobbled!

UPDATED: 12/08/13.

Portsmouth, present day. A Boa constrictor is on the loose in the city centre after being thrown into a hedge when a taxi driver refused to allow it in his cab. Naturally the snake was not unattended. What kind of person would blithely chuck a boa into a hedge to prey on, or to be preyed upon? This coming so soon after two precious boys were killed by a python in Canada reconfirms my belief that snakes should not be in private hands, but in zoos alone!

UPDATED: 30/08/13.

A Mexican King Snake emerged from a drain in the back garden of a house in Cleethorpes. Householder, a Mr Peck took the unwelcome guest to a local snake shop, Medusa’s Reptiles.

 

POLICE TASER CHILDREN AS YOUNG AS 12!

English: Police issue X26 TASER (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

A12-year-old girl brandishing two knives and threatening to harm herself was Tasered with 50,000 volts by police. That’s nothing, I’ve seen a three-year-old girl brandishing an AK47 machine-gun. As police were about to Taser her, I shouted, “don’t, it’ll just make her more aggressive!” What is it with kids these-days. It must be something in their diet…too much sugar perhaps?